lorde got famous in like two days that’s what’s going to happen to me when I finally get my mariachi band together
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
WHAT THE HELL
this is my sisters contacts
I’m in love with indigenous characters so I’m gonna draw my fave ones and the first one is the fab Kuzco psshhh who doesn’t love Kuzco!?
Sources say he stapled fish to his wrists and ankles to help him swim faster.
me: *is an array of fancy cheeses*