officialfrenchtoast:

disappointing

officialfrenchtoast:

disappointing

amoyed:

j6:

gape me wide before you go… summertime prolapse

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ignitionremix:

lorde got famous in like two days that’s what’s going to happen to me when I finally get my mariachi band together

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

stains:

this is my sisters contacts

meenat:

I’m in love with indigenous characters so I’m gonna draw my fave ones and the first one is the fab Kuzco psshhh who doesn’t love Kuzco!? 

Michael Phelps caught cheating in Olympics; medals revoked

unclefather:

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

Sources say he stapled fish to his wrists and ankles to help him swim faster.

i’m shocked

weedjoke420:

me: *is an array of fancy cheeses*